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I am just horny

Well, my sexually deprived husband came home this week baffled by a run-in with a homeless person in downtown Chicago.  He went to give this woman a quarter (I know… big spender, but usually he ignores them so this is progress) And he claims that when he asked her how she was doing she said, “I’m just horny”.   This blew him away, and he couldn’t stop talking about it.  He just felt validated that the whole world is horny, not just him.  Even the homeless are horny!

Now, I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, and not crush his already pregnantly challenged ego.  So I said, “Well, that is odd,”.   But to myself, I am thinking, “Horny?”   The only one in that interchange that I know for sure is horny is….well, my husband.   I am very pregnant.  ……..need I elaborate?

So, good wife that I am, I just let it go.  But he could not stop talking about it!!  He even tweeted about it!  Finally I had to stop the madness. 

me:  “honey, do you think the word ‘hungry’ could sound anything like the word ‘horny’?”

him:  “oh”

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One thought on “I am just horny

  1. Like all the other stories on this stupid blog, this one is a total lie!!!

    The homeless woman wanted me to lay with her and I just wasn’t up for it.

    Even the homeless ladies think I’m hot!

    40 is the new 20, baby!

    Richard

    P.S. Can you stop falling asleep before I get to bed? Damn.

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